Obtain Juwe Golde
Life is all about gambling, like when you are gambling, but sometimes choices are not so straightforward, like whether or not to eat that piece of dog shit you just passed because you skipped lunch.
I am talking about member's cards for love hotels. Member's cards are either free, or can be had for a nominal fee, less than $5, and members get discounted rates on rooms, and points that can be used on brand name bags and such. This sounds like it is full of win, like a hot girl who loves giving blowjobs but absolutely hates cunnilingus more than she hates Mexicans, however, there is a catch. There always is. When going to a hotel with a girl who you are about to have some fun with for the first time, it's not that chill to bust out the card. Chances are she won't be impressed.The gamble gets complicated here if you don't want her seeing the card, so your options are:1. Send her inside the room, while you take care of the financials. This is a safe bet in using the card, and getting a discounted rate, but if you are a complete Juwe like me, you consider...2. Girls, even girls who don't mind paying half for dinner, hate paying for a hotel. Inversely, as much as they hate paying for a hotel, that is how much I like it when they pay for it. So what I like to do is go in, and stand at the entrance like I'm retarded and don't know what is going on, so she'll get the hint and lay down some Yen. This is how to spend even less money than getting the discounted rates. But sometimes they do not get the hint, and so you end up footing the entire bill, sans discounted rates. That sucks.
