My balls don't smell as fresh as strawberries in a cool garden.
Waiting for the train today, I was kinda out of it and looking around when my eyes landed on a sweet pair of tits like a fly on a piece of delicious mango. I mouthed the word "Damn" while slowly looking up to capture the face, because tits just get 10x better when paired with a face like Vanessa Carlton. Girl was fucking 15. She was with a bunch of her classmates, and the dudes caught me peeping, and I felt like such a fucking perv. Fuck my life.
Reason #2 why Osaka is the most annoying place in Japan: the taxi drivers. Granted, some are cool as fuck and will crack dick and pussy jokes with you all day long, but most are the most rude pieces of shit ever and should be shipped off to North Korea. Not only are they as rude as an upper class white woman at a birthday party for a poor black person, they are fucking retarded. I'll give them a nice map which clearly has all the necessary information to get to where I need to go, and they'll ask "How do I get there?" At first I thought they were asking "Which roads would you like me to take to get there," but no, they were literally asking, "How do I get there?" How the fuck does a taxi driver not know how the fuck to get to where I need to go when looking at a goddamn map?What really bothers me is when they get lost and end up circling, running the meter up. I tell them that I'm not paying for the costs of them getting lost, and I don't know why any sane person would argue with that, but they'll always argue until they realize they are transporting the biggest Juwe outside of Hollywood and Israel and they are not getting a fucking yen out of me.