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It saves time in the morning, and I look like a badass every other day.

You know when you have a bug bite or something that itches, and hot water sprays on it, like in the shower, it feels great? That's great.

Today when I came home the cleaning/cooking lady really passive aggressively told me that I came home krunk as fuck last Thursday and was loud. Things happen. This time, it had been a while since going to dinner with this one coworker, and we did some damage, drinking beers and then three bottles of wine between the two of us. We left around 10, which left around 2 hours until the last train, and I'm pretty sure I got on the train, but when I woke up I was in a cab. Without my phone. FML.

What probably happened is I fell asleep on the train because I was so krunksicle and took it to the last stop, which is hella far away. Then took a cab back home.

And about my phone, that bothered me because I had just bought it the other day. But when I got home and took off my shirt, it fucking popped out of nowhere like a magic trick.

Let me tell you about my phone. It's sick. I bought it for the camera; it has a 10 megapixel one with a flash. It takes nicer pictures than my digital camera. And it's on my fucking phone. It has a shutter button and shit on it so it's like using a digital camera. But the UI is probably the gayest thing since DOS so it's not that great.

Let's talk Japanese baseball. The teams are not called {place} team name, like the San Francisco Giants, but are called {company that owns them} team name, like the Yomiuri Giants. Yomiuri is like our New York Times, and there are other big companies, like the Softbank (cell phone carrier) Hawks, but why aren't more stunner Japanese companies like Sony or Honda buying baseball teams?

My fave is the Nippon Ham Fighters.

Today at lunch I was discussing onsen (hot springs) and nudist colonies with a coworker, and she was telling me that at those places she wouldn't mind being topless that much, but to be fully nude is a complete no. Why is that? Girls, unless one is rocking meat curtains that are truly Ripley's Believe it or Not worthy, are not going to differ all that much, compared to guys. And Japanese girls, from what I've been told, have more hair growing on their vajay-jays than the fur on a four month old kitten, so nobody is going to see shit.