About to go to sleep.
I had to share these YouTubes with you; I think about these at work and start lol'ing. That is a problem in a Japanese company ok
Today I went swing dancing with a friend. It was very ~*gigglez*~ I found about it through Japanzine, a free magazine that you can get at foreigner bars in Japan. My favorite column is "Ask Kazuhide," where you can find such gems as:
Dear Kazuhide,
What's your favorite Manga?
-Celio
Dear Celio,
I rike the Tezuka Osamu title Black Jack. He is wonderful genius who have many idea stolen by the Walt Disney Corp. in USA. American is always brag the original creative, but many times they are steal it. For example, Ben Affreck movie Pearl Harbour is many ideas coming from original Japanese idea to drop the bombs in Hawaii.
Haha
What is the one thing that anybody in the world has to look twice, or thrice at?
No, not a traffic accident.
A gigantic ass shit, in a toilet. Think about it, I don't give a fuck who you are, even Jessica Alba, if by herself, goes into a bathroom and sees a turd the size of a Mars bar that was specially made for a giant, would probably initially look away, but she would look again, and again.
I realized this when I took a dump that made me feel like I had gotten raped, and I could not stop looking at it like it was an asteroid.
k so Japan has some pretty sweet magazines. My favorite is this one called "egg". It is a magazine geared towards trendy slunts, about trendy slunts. If I had a daughter like that I don't know what I would do. I used to hone my Japanese language skills reading a column titled "Animal Talk," where girls write letters about their sexcapades. They are fucking stupid, and so it does not require a high level of reading comprehension, and is entertaining, so it was honestly the best way to study Japanese. I suggest you do that if you ever come here and need to learn.
